Nice! Thankfully the bar to entry is low.

And I’m not even going to try and hide it. Why? It’s a desperate attempt to reach the 100 subscriber mark. I’ve done all the usual things — sky diving without a parachute, bungee jumping without a bungee cord, and once I’d left hospital, eaten chips without a packet. None…

You could try fiverr for editing and cover art. Release snippets of the book on Medium to generate interest.

Click follow That button to follow other people’s pages. Click it relentlessly. You want to go somewhere close to the daily limit, but not too close. Medium is watching. They might suspend your account. Get away with it and the re-follows will boost your own follower count fast. …

My writing also causes people to kill themselves - because of its sheer lack of quality. Well written piece Mohammed.

I've written 2 books. One complete, the other nearly complete in pieces. They're terrible, but that's that. If I dedicated myself to writing, I'd like to think I could at least become competent. Currently, like the majority of authors, AI would blow me out the water - and then some. For the future, I'd like to think AI writing is policed. A kind of AI that monitors "cheating", which will determine what kind of percentage help authors have had. Think along the lines of chess. Real players kept in line by advanced analysis. This will keep skilled authors at the top and unskilled authors at the bottom. The proper way.

But the old library has burnt down.

I've reached the end of your 2nd paragraph and can say you haven't found it. That's because I sometimes wonder about the reasons for humour myself. Since my ideas diverge from yours, and mine are correct, that means you're wrong. Back to the drawing board Gary.

The Comedy Songwriting Manual Welcome to the first book I’ve looked at on the subject of writing lyrics. The foreword gets you in. At barely two pages long, it’s like the rest of this book — to the point. Brief intro done, chapter one starts straight away. On page thirteen. …